confusedantswithstolenjewelry:
Fun fact of the day: In Illinois, Pluto is still considered a real planet. Apparently the guy who discovered it was born here, and the official Illinois astronomy people decided that whoever was in charge of making Pluto un-planety was being stupid and they decided to change the rules. So good for you, Pluto. At least someone still loves you.
Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt
I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND
iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D.
CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE
WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY
NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA
AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM
UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.
can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god
that’s really exciting
i would need the entire world’s supply of xanax on hand to handle it (because underwater) but i would love to go to the museum this will be in one day
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
ITS A FUCKING IKEA ADVERT BUT JUST WATCH IT
GUYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT I LITTERALY SPAT ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN
THERE BETTER BE REACTION GIFS OF THESE BY TOMORROW
THE FCUK DID I JUST WATHC
this speaks to me on a spiritual level
“I walked away from the Last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. I’ve walked into universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a madman. I’ve watched universes freeze and creations burn. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe. I’ve lost things you’ll never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken.”
(Source: tuperting)
Don’t. Eat. The fucking. Fairy food.
“It is common for koalas to roam back to their home range afterwards and become confused to find nothing there. A worker noticed a koala had been sitting stationary in broad daylight on top of wood piles for over an hour.”
my heart just broke
oh my god ;__;
(Source: speakerforthetrees)
rat cuddles up with kitten [x]
OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS THE WAY IT SQUEEZES UNDER THE KITTEN’S LEG OH LORD SOMEBODY HOLD ME
*EXPLODES*
(Source: adablaine)




